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Jack handey life is hard. Im neither smart nor stupid but i dont think im a run of the mill person.

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Because it finally settled into my tissues while i was in pigeon pose that sometimes in life there is no closure. It would be very hard for a man to live with me unless hes terribly strong. Never trust a husband too far nor a bachelor too near.

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You will never get out of it alive. My life has the tendency to fall apart when im awake you know. 2 who will be godparents to meghan and harrys baby.

I declare that i am a bachelor. Its probably not just by chance that im alone.

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